Attractive women are all stuck up bitches, claims unattractive man

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Hideous man claims all attractive women are bitches

 

Jason Mason, an aesthetically challenged 45-year-old man from Newport, Wales, has claimed that all attractive women are stuck up, arrogant bitches.

Mr Mason, who claims disability allowance for a wide array of physical ailments, has been single now for almost all of his adult life despite being a self-proclaimed stud muffin with an awesome sense of humour.

 

Jason quoted:

“Im always on the look out for potential partners to share my 1 bedroom flat with as it gets quite lonely in the winter months.

Whenever an attractive women pops into the queens head im always first to approach them and offer to buy them a drink but they just ignore me.

My friends keep telling me to go for someone in my league but i just cant bring myself to talk to the swamp donkeys they find for me”

 

The hunt for a potential Mrs Mason continues for Jason but he is confident the search won’t last long as he’s now signed up to the magical world of Tinder.

 

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