Binge-drinkers Nationwide are all giving themselves a massive, sweaty palmed, pat on the back, after managing to not get absolutely shit-faced on Sunday and Monday, a source has heard.
Town centre regular, John Porter commented;
“It’s all for a great cause- ‘the preservation of my liver society’ and all the proceeds will be going towards 10 bottles of Bombay Sapphire at the end of the month.”
John also posted on Twitter:
“Let’s do this! #STOPTOBER”
It is rumoured that the pub and bar trade will lose an estimated 3.8 Million in alcohol sales but the demand for weed will go through the roof!
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