Local pub bans ‘Tap Out’ clothing

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A pub in the West Midlands has reportedly banned anyone from entering their premises if they are wearing any type of ‘Tap Out’ clothing.

 

A recent study into drunken violence has shown that almost 80% of altercations in the town of Kidderminster, Worcestershire, were caused by someone wearing a ‘Tap Out’ T-shirt or vest.

 

The landlord of the pub gave the following statement:

 

“Nearly all of the trouble we see on the weekends are caused by some middle aged, overweight, lager-lout who’s done a few MMA classes at their local gym and think they’re Conor McGregor! “

 

I witnessed one specimen attempt to execute a flying spin kick but instead of making contact with the guy who spilled his pint he ended up falling backwards into my brand new juke box!”

 

 

Thankfully, It seems that the ‘Tap Out’ brand is soon to be tarnished with the same brush as ‘Burberry’ and ‘Rockport’ and will no longer be seen as acceptable attire for going out.

 

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