After the success of their newly implemented “David Beckham” studies, Staffordshire Uni will now be offering a UCAS recognised course dedicated to the study of Mickey Mouse.
A member of staff from the uni stated;
“This course will be ideal for any students struggling to decide what to do at uni.
Its either this or sociology really. Both are equally useless in the real world however the Mickey Mouse course may involve a trip to Disney Land.”
A college student added:
“I kept hearing the phrase “Mickey Mouse course” thrown around college but I never actually thought it existed!
I will seriously consider this as one of my options as I’ve barely scraped together enough UCAS points to get a place at London Metro”